Jakes Letter to KC and KC's response

Your fag brother jaq von hagenburger,

Hey fag miss me don’t ya gay boy. If we wrestled i would would woo kill you. there would be no doubt i would pin you within the first period. And 160 lbs?!! hey kevin stop looking at the pizza……your soo fat…………soo fat. And yeah you wouldn’t know sydney but you couldn’t have her for more than like 2 days because she is really clingy and you would go nuts. she game me a knicks shirt that looks soo sick and and she did all these cute homemade gifts for christmas and i got her a heart necklace with a diamond on the bottom. but she is just kind and thoughtful and quiet and just a weird but like a weird like me and its just perfect. i was gonna take her to the temple and ask her out in front of the lights. but this is only the beginning letter I’m gonna write you a long one you can read literally telling you bout everything. but i loved the shirts you got and I’m gonna wear it like a lot! hahah i know I’m gay. but alright ill write you tomorrow too love you dude make sure you be like elder grejudje. i want you to beat the record for most BOOKS OF MORMON placed in a week. also don’t say flip and tie up your companion. love you kc and I’m proud to be your little brother.
sincerely
JaKE hAnseN
p.s. knicks are ranked top in the eastern division and the knicks are suckin the sack. But i still have trust IN MY BOYS! and i think micheal carter williams in tearing uo the floor lil usual ill have to check on his stats.

FROM KC....

ummm no do you see what weight im at? i would beat you still no matter the conditioning my technique es el mejor... Iknow :./ sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FAT!!!!!          

UM 1) i would not want your GF that is weird lol 2) you sound so gay when you talk about her... lol QUEER!        yeah you better appreciate those shirts they are dope! and not cheap! im a baller on a budget right now lol        Celtics suck i bet but go pacers and paul george!!! i heard he is tearing it up!!!

Love, Elder KC Hansen

I love and miss you all!!!